[older messages]
20 Jun 18, 12:58 PM
futuremoney
ok..heres the joke
20 Jun 18, 12:58 PM
futuremoney
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.

After a year only three applied for the job: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai. “Demonstrate your skills!” commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

“What a feat!” said the Emperor. “Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do.”

The Chinese Samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered.

“That is skill!” nodded the Emperor. “How are you going to top that, Number Three Samurai?”
The Jewish Samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box released a fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room

But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, “What kind of skill is that? The fly isn’t even dead.”

“Dead?,” replied the Jewish Samurai. “Oy, dead is easy, but circumcised?"



20 Jun 18, 12:59 PM
Baxter
OH... thats a funny one... maybe if Zig reads it twice... he will understand it... :laugh
20 Jun 18, 12:59 PM
Zig
NO OFFENSE TO OUR JEWISH MEMBERS..... ;oh;
20 Jun 18, 01:01 PM
futuremoney
why would that be offensive..The Jewish guy was diff better
20 Jun 18, 01:01 PM
Zig
You would be surprised what some people find offensive.....
20 Jun 18, 01:01 PM
futuremoney
"He got skills"
20 Jun 18, 01:03 PM
futuremoney
like the fly said as he walked across the mirror..."That's one way o' looking at it!"
20 Jun 18, 01:09 PM
futuremoney
wow...Doug killed the room again..
20 Jun 18, 01:18 PM
futuremoney
everybody must be on Tony's call.....
20 Jun 18, 01:19 PM
futuremoney
;phone:
20 Jun 18, 01:19 PM
Baxter
Not I.....
20 Jun 18, 01:19 PM
futuremoney
Baxter whats up?
20 Jun 18, 01:20 PM
Baxter
not much.... raining here .. again
20 Jun 18, 01:20 PM
futuremoney
typ Ohio
20 Jun 18, 01:20 PM
Baxter
yep....\
20 Jun 18, 01:20 PM
futuremoney
we actually need some..
20 Jun 18, 01:21 PM
Baxter
been raining here for 3 days.... cloudy tomorrow... then more rain
20 Jun 18, 01:21 PM
futuremoney
yuck
20 Jun 18, 01:21 PM
Baxter
not a rain all day.. just showers and gloomy.. typical ohio